A long time ago in a far away place, a boy was born. They named him John. John grew up to be the nicest kid you would ever meet. Every one in his tribe hated him. The tribes name was The Big Fat Meanies. John was public enemy number one. He only weighed 93 pounds, John was 3 feet tall, and he was not mean. By the age of 13 he was kicked out of the tribe when he said “good day.” to someone. John left. He went into the wild. He found another kid. Her name was Sarah. Sarah was evil. She chopped all his hair off. John was so angry that he took a moose and chucked it at Sarah. Sarah then, took off her shoe and sprayed foot sweat all over him.  John died of what we call today as bad foot smell. He ended up in Narnia with king Peter and Peter ate a sandwich call Bob. Then John woke up to Bob Saget eating tofu with Selena Gomez.

Mark McLean

Hi, I’m Bob. I live in California. I’m three years old. This is about time I met Bob Saget. On the day of January 93rd, I, Bob, went for a walk in the ghetto. I saw many with gangsta wannabies. Then I saw a weird man. I punched him in the face. My mommy was the weird looking man so I ran into a bird named Lalaro. Lalaro was a guardian of the place in Hollywood where they shot the moon landing. Neil Armstrong was a complete liar. Anyways, back to the story. So I was scared… then it happened, right in front of me was Miley Cyrus. She was sooo nice. She gave me 13 pennies. I was rich! Then Bob Saget gave me a dollar. I mean one dollar! If it’s one vs. 13 I’m choosing 13. Bob Saget claimed to be the boss so I fired him and sent him to herd a pack of llamas ithe rest of his life. The end.

Mark McLean