On planet Earth many things are magical.  The most famous is the school bus, but the best is the toilet. The magic toilet was made by Miley Cyrus in 1984. She sang to it in the middle of the night. Her voice was wonderful. Then, she vanished. The toilet was sold to Bob Saget in 2006. Whenever he sat on the toilet, it sang a song. Bob gave it to a guy who acted as a vampire in a movie. He then sucked the blood out of it and the toilet was magical no more. This is why you only give singing toilets to were wolf’s. They will use it for good.  RIP magical toilet.

Mark McLean