A long time ago in a far away place, a boy was born. They named him John. John grew up to be the nicest kid you would ever meet. Every one in his tribe hated him. The tribes name was The Big Fat Meanies. John was public enemy number one. He only weighed 93 pounds, John was 3 feet tall, and he was not mean. By the age of 13 he was kicked out of the tribe when he said “good day.” to someone. John left. He went into the wild. He found another kid. Her name was Sarah. Sarah was evil. She chopped all his hair off. John was so angry that he took a moose and chucked it at Sarah. Sarah then, took off her shoe and sprayed foot sweat all over him.  John died of what we call today as bad foot smell. He ended up in Narnia with king Peter and Peter ate a sandwich call Bob. Then John woke up to Bob Saget eating tofu with Selena Gomez.

Mark McLean