Hi, I’m Bob. I live in California. I’m three years old. This is about time I met Bob Saget. On the day of January 93rd, I, Bob, went for a walk in the ghetto. I saw many with gangsta wannabies. Then I saw a weird man. I punched him in the face. My mommy was the weird looking man so I ran into a bird named Lalaro. Lalaro was a guardian of the place in Hollywood where they shot the moon landing. Neil Armstrong was a complete liar. Anyways, back to the story. So I was scared… then it happened, right in front of me was Miley Cyrus. She was sooo nice. She gave me 13 pennies. I was rich! Then Bob Saget gave me a dollar. I mean one dollar! If it’s one vs. 13 I’m choosing 13. Bob Saget claimed to be the boss so I fired him and sent him to herd a pack of llamas ithe rest of his life. The end.

Mark McLean